What do I need a knife for?

Customer: (In Grand Central Terminal) How do I get to the train?
Cheer: The train? This is the largest train station in the world. You’re going to have to be more specific.

Is there any calamari in the grilled calamari salad?

I’ll have the confetti duck. (Menu reads: duck confit)

Customer: Do you know where the bathroom is?
Cheer: No. I work here, and I have no idea where the bathroom is.

I need a nice glass of wine, so I can throw it at my husband.

Lady: Why has this become such a man’s menu?

Can you make that a double-size order? I probably won’t eat all of it.

Are you the dessert?