Man: “ll take one of those.”

Cheer: “Why of course, sir. Would you care for a tiny napkin to accompany your tiny hors d’oeuvre?”

Man: “No, thanks. I’ll just wipe my hands on one of the table cloths in a minute.”

Cheer: “What an appropriate thing to do.”

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Man 2: “What’s your name?”

Cheer: “Cheer.”

Man 2: “Cheer?”

Cheer: “Yes.”

Man 2: “So, is that your stripper name, or is it really your name?”

Cheer:”I wasn’t feeling degraded already–serving you pigs in a blanket while you become inappropriately intoxicated at a work function. So, sure, call me a stripper. It will surely improve my service.”