Cheer: “Do you have any questions about the menu?”

Lady: “The ‘Comes-From-A-Local-Farm Burger’, that’s vegetarian, right?”

Cheer: “Uhhhhh, no. That’s whole lotta beefy, meaty-meat. A hamburger.”

Lady: “Oh, OK. Well, that’s OK, I’m not a vegetarian. I’ll have that.”

Cheer: “Uh-huh.”