Cheer is in a bathroom stall in a bar and overhears the following conversation between Girl A, who is at the sink, and Girl B, who is in a stall.

Girl A: “I can’t believe it!”

Girl B: “I know! He was like, a parents’ dream!”

Girl A: “It’s cause he’s a fucking Jew!”

Girl B: “Yeah…”

Girl A: “It’s cause he’s a fucking power-hungry, money-hoarding Jew. It’s cause he’s fucking Jewish.”

Girl A then pokes fun at herself by singing “Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist.”

-Pause-

Girl A: “I’m also homophobic.”

Girl B: “But you can’t be homophobic if you know my cousin Shannon. She’s like, the epitome of a dyke.”

Girl A: “What? I can’t hear you over the water.”

-Pause-

Girl B: “I can’t believe I have to work on Tuesday.”

Later that same evening, Cheer finds herself back in the bathroom with the same girls, plus one of their friends, Girl C.

Girl C: “I’m going to go make sure she doesn’t fuck some random guy.”

Girl C exits the bathroom.

Girl A: “I’m going to have to have a semi-serious talk with her tomorrow. She’s just cock teasing all these guys.”

Girl B: “The cock teasing is getting out of hand.”

Girl A: “And she’s not even single yet!”

Girl B: “I’m single! I should be the one teasing all the cocks!”