Party: 4 suits

Customer: Alpha. Lacks respect from betas. Moron.

Cheer: “What would you like?”

Moron: “I’d like the ricotta gnocchi, but, can I have it as an entrée?”

Cheer: “Sure. No problem.”

Moron: “Oh, good. So, that will be a nice light meal, right?”

Cheer: “Uhhhhhh….”

Moron: “What? No?”

Cheer: “If cheese filled pasta doused in cream sauce and sausage is your idea of a light meal, then yes. And sure, super sizing it from appetizer to entrée will only lessen the weight of the dish.”

Moron: “Well, kshhh. Can’t they like, put less cream in it or something?”

Cheer: “Sure. That’s your biggest problem here. Cause if we just take away the cream sauce, it’s like eating celery and lettuce.”

Moron: “Hmmph. Well, fine. If you’re not going to accommodate my insanity like these 3 people who dine with me out of job requirement, then forget it. I’ll just have the mixed greens. But as an entrée. And no onions.”

Cheer: “I’ll have that right out for you.”